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Cow Tipping 101
It’s just like the title states. It’s about tipping over cows. If you have never heard of this, then you probably live in a city somewhere. People in the country are well aware of cow tipping. It’s similar to snipe hunting. If you never hunted for snipe, then I will have to take you some time. However, cow tipping is really easy to learn how to do. There’s just some key things you need to remember.
It’s not a daytime thing. You must do this at night, when the cows are sleeping. Most importantly, it’s cow tipping, and not bull tipping. Please be sure you know where the bull is, and don’t get near him in no way. He can spoil the whole night for you. A fun night of cow tipping with friends, can lead to the local hospital emergency room if you find the bull. So by all means stay away from the bull!
It doesn’t take a bunch of people to actually tip the cow over. It’s just more fun with a bunch of people. You have to be quiet though, cause a cow that is not sleeping, is not easily tipped over. Once you have sucessfully got to a cow that is sleeping, then just put both of your hands on the cow. Anywhere from the middle to the back will do. Only one person needs to put their hands on the cow. Now once you got your hands on the cow, then give it a good shove. The cow will tip right over. It’s now important to start running, cause other cows will hear the commotion and will come to see what’s going on. Especially the cow they call a bull. You don’t want to get stampeded, cause cows are very large animals that can hurt you.
So the next time your looking for a bit of fun. Look into cow tipping, and see if this looks like a thing for you. My friend from New York can’t believe things like this go on. She says the only thing they tip in New York is the cab drivers!
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